random im messages

I just crack up some days with the random im's that pop up during the day or when I first log in. Sometimes they are a great way to start the day - this is what greeted me this morning "I love your sparkling eyes, I admire your strawberry lips, I adore your sweet smiles. You have very sweet, sensual, juicy chin. A girl with awesome forehead. You have very beautiful chin. I would love to taste it softly like a strawberry feeling your lower lip and chin gently sucking on it like a mango tasting all juices...You are very sweet princess." Of course if I respond I'm sure the sweet turns to perv in under 2 messages, cest' la vie.

More About The Differences Between Men and Women

Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.