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It’s the Mom Song

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Got this from Lisa - cracked me up! Can you believe it? John and I were just talking about how much the past few years has changed us both. And not to get too smushy while I'm typing this, that cheesy Pepto Bismal commercial just came on - wow I can't believe some of the people who are singing/dancing on it. Well without further ado, here's the video.

Sharing iTunes

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one of things I love about where I work is everyone sharing their libaries. so this morning, i check out "EJ's Juke Box" - Ethan's music.oooooh I'm in heaven and this is the first tune I start with, this is going to be a fun fun flashback day. Oh yeah - this is 1984 and I'm teasing my hair in gravity-defying heights before heading out to studio new york for a lip-syncing contest in between dancing. whoop whoop

Real cool.. cause Brooklyn's cool!
Friday doin the last day of school
Girls steppin to the mall to swing
Settin up dollars for their summer fling
Cars on the avenue create gridlock
And there's girls like MAD at the bus stop
Not waitin on the bus, but waitin on the cash flow
Fellas are laughin, gassin the past hoe
Girl steps to me and pushes issue
That knot you got, is that money or tissue?
Feelin on the bulge, thinkin it's her own
I tell her that it's money and she should move on
She says she's pure from legs to her thighs
And we should talk over some chinese and fries
I tell her to step, but hey that's the scene
Cause she ain't nothin.. but a Brooklyn Queen
We are looking for 'Brooklyn'..
We are looking for the.. Brooklyn-Queens!
State the rhyme, borough of Brooklyn
Otherwise known as Crooklyn
Freaks fortify flesh with gold
Ears hang trunk, in a slave hold
Walk past, don't get the time of day
Played like suede, on a summer sway
Conversated, till I made her laugh
Said, I'm Pete Nice.. you want my autograph?
Oval Office closed as she heard this
She said, From 3rd Bass? I could do this
Listen closely, slowly took a swig of intoxicants
Cause the Brooklyn Queen's a gold digger
We are looking for 'Brooklyn'..
We are looking for the.. Brooklyn-Queens!
Squared away.. with my digits and tonight's plans
When I feel a crab grab my right hand
Slapped her on the back, tried to calm her
Asking her, Now what's the reason for the drama?
Her next move was straight out of textbook
Haven't we met before? Giving me a sex look
Yo Wisdom, your lyrics are in bad taste
So I'm forced to give you nothing but the Gas Face
You better go, for hoppin on the cab or bus
Cause you're downtown and you're simply too fabulous
But get this, ain't this a humdinger?
She stepped to a retard sportin a four-finger ring
Somewhere in the skin tight jeans
I'm gonna scoop the best of the Brooklyn-Queens
We are looking for 'Brooklyn'..
We are looking for the.. Brooklyn-Queens!
Last exit to Brooklyn I enter
Carefully the Queen holds my scepter
Gettin numb like a Derelict on scotch
I'm Dick Lewis, cause baby I'm watchin you
scheme on a brother for a knot
To choose between the have and the have-not
Do you doubt the shade of vanilla?
I'll play Elvis and you play Priscilla
Oh he's no hero, better yet Billy Dee
Advertise cheap liqour for a fee
A Brooklyn Queen, rushes Russell Simmons
That's like Tyson rushin Givens
We are looking for 'Brooklyn'..
We are looking for the.. Brooklyn-Queens!
yo, 'Brooklyn-Queens'